No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me. (R.I.P. Robin Williams, 1951-2014)
Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space