Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”
No matter what anybody says, you’ll always be a prince to me. (R.I.P. Robin Williams, 1951-2014)
Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.